Mattie ([info]poormattie) wrote,
@ 2003-05-16 15:36:00
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CartoonContest 2003.05.16
You have until Sunday at 3:45pm (Eastern) to propose text for today's cartoon:



An example submission format for this picture might look like:
A: I'm incomplete.
B: Yep.

If you're new to this, feel free to review the rules.


Also, [info]sawahbean is awarded a bonus point for the votes she received for her 'placebos' submission.

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[info]alarmist
2003-05-16 12:51 pm UTC (link)
A: AAAAGH! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?
B: Dude, you took like a full sheet of acid, man. I only had a couple of --whoa, do you see that shark? The jack-in-the-box has got him, like, totally stalled.

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[info]taigh
2003-05-16 01:05 pm UTC (link)
B: Hey, you, get offa my cloud.
A: Dear Pencil God, please give me genitals, that other guy has none.

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[info]daniele
2003-05-16 04:08 pm UTC (link)
A: ZZZZZzzzzzz... Huh!? Err.. yes, I was listening! Amazons...
B: [Monotone voice] The Nile, in Egypt, is the longest river in the world at 4,145 miles. The next longest is the Amazon, in Brazil is 4,000 miles long. After those, the Chang jiang - Yangtze in China is 3,964 miles; the Mississippi-Missouri is 3,740 miles long; and the fifth largest, the Yenisei-Angara in Russia is 3,442 miles long...
Mr. Krakowkawitz, are you listening? This will be on the exam tomorrow.

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[info]neophoenix
2003-05-16 04:41 pm UTC (link)
B: d00d! SP@WN FSTRRRR!!!!1!
A: OMG STFU AWPING WH0REZ!!!1!

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[info]helenangel
2003-05-17 03:59 pm UTC (link)
#1
A: VanGogh this guy is not.
B: At least I have legs.

#2
B: Look at the creativity found in today's youth.
A: Oh the wonders of ritalin...

#3
B: Until we are allowed to be 3-dimensional, we are going on strike! Jack-in-the-box is our negotiator.
A: I am the negotiator for the artist. He says he has an eraser with your name on it.

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[info]ex_condensat783
2003-05-17 04:21 pm UTC (link)
B: Sligh will cock slam everyone. Feel the beatdown.
A: I don't know... I need the counter spells.

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False
[info]jorend
2003-05-17 06:23 pm UTC (link)
A: Soldier token #2 reporting for duty.
B: Go team! Outpost owns!

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br0ken!
[info]ex_condensat783
2003-05-17 09:15 pm UTC (link)
FEEL IT!

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[info]silhouette1
2003-05-18 12:35 am UTC (link)
B: I feel like I the doodle of some teenage god's creation.
A: Yeah, well I feel incomplete.

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[info]venjax
2003-05-18 10:12 am UTC (link)
(A) Person Man, Person Man Hit on the head with a frying pan.
(B) So that would explain our square heads! *BONK*

(A) Please god, don't let this pencil stick me there!
(B) TOO LATE! *CRINGE*

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[info]schandenfreude
2003-05-18 12:43 pm UTC (link)
Hahahah glenn funny :P

B:Damn You god and your sick twizted games!!!!
A:God told me i would have a body HE SPEAKS LIES,LIES I TELL YOU!!

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[info]taigh
2003-05-18 01:04 pm UTC (link)
A: So then he says, "That was no sheep, that was my MOTHER!"
B: Huh huh. Totally bitchin, dude.


A: Mrmmphle. Mmmmnnugghh. Mmmemmpppphhh.
B: Why the disgruntled face, shorty?

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