Mattie ([info]poormattie) wrote,
@ 2004-01-11 17:12:00
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CartoonContest 2004.01.11
(We'll give this another try. It's been over six months, but it's probably worth another shot.)

Feeling creative? Perhaps you should try to be humorous by suggesting some funny lines for today's cartoon. Up to three tries per contestant.



An example submission for this picture might look like:
A: This is a cave.
B: Seriously?

If you're new to this, feel free to review the rules.



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[info]sawahbean
2004-01-11 02:25 pm UTC (link)
A: Hey George, quit playing on the conveyor belt!
B: Wheeeeee!

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[info]ex_condensat783
2004-01-11 04:05 pm UTC (link)
A: Hey! I lost my grip!
B: What's that? I can't hear you.

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[info]helenangel
2004-01-11 06:02 pm UTC (link)
1.
B- WOW! Look at this rare cave moss.
A- Note to self: don't go treasure hunting with spelunkers.

2.
B- Well, George, I think we're caved-in.
A- Good thing we found this cart full of Corn Pops!

3.
B- I think there's another gold vein over here...
A- Um, Bob, dragons don't really exist, right? RIGHT??

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[info]imageego
2004-01-11 06:33 pm UTC (link)
a: need more gold?
b: No, I think this load will cover the last of Shaq's fillings

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[info]helenangel
2004-01-11 09:25 pm UTC (link)
-lol- Good one.

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[info]mephisto63
2004-01-11 08:04 pm UTC (link)
A: Sinus problems Bob?
B: No no, my chakra is just looking for the sixth chamber in this hell hole.

A: Why are you so thin?
B: I am the 1st sucessful alchamist. I shit gold from my magick spelunking hat. No really, just look at this cart load!

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[info]tuxmatt
2004-01-11 08:07 pm UTC (link)
A) It would take this much of your regular breakfast cereal to equal one bowl of Total.

B) Holy Shit!

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[info]sawahbean
2004-01-11 08:36 pm UTC (link)
pwn3d!

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[info]jorend
2004-01-12 04:56 am UTC (link)
A: Like, Perfessor, man, what's that stuff in the cart?
B: Forget the cart, Hoskins! I have just made a major discovery: this cave has yellow splotches.

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Consider yourself ZINGED!
[info]tuxmatt
2004-01-12 06:05 am UTC (link)
A. How's the Guano collection industry going?
B. This is, by far, the shittiest job I've ever had.

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Bling bling!
[info]jorend
2004-01-12 08:06 am UTC (link)
A: BLING?
B: BLING!

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Re: Bling bling!
[info]planx_constant
2004-01-12 10:25 pm UTC (link)
This one gets my vote.

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Toilet humor is the BEST!
[info]schie
2004-01-12 11:37 am UTC (link)
B: Okay, you said your colon was enlarged, but this is ridiculous! What's all this yellow crap?
A: They don't call me gold digger for nothing!

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[info]jessamine
2004-01-12 01:07 pm UTC (link)
A) I can't believe they put this stuff in $40 mascara!

B) That's right, Ping-Li. Bat Guano: the black gold of the South China Sea.

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[info]jessamine
2004-01-12 01:07 pm UTC (link)
Damn, TuxMatt got to the guano before me.

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[info]tuxmatt
2004-01-12 01:29 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, and mine's funnier, too. >wink!<

They really put bat poop in makeup? Eeeewwwwww

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[info]planx_constant
2004-01-12 02:59 pm UTC (link)
A: What are you looking at? Just bring the curiously yellowish guano.

B: Do you have any idea why a giant lowercase 'd' would be chasing around a giant '@' symbol? 'Cause that's what this one is doing.

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[info]taigh
2004-01-12 04:13 pm UTC (link)
B: It's only more Extra Butter, the White Cheddar still eludes us!
A: Orville, you're such a tool.

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[info]tuxmatt
2004-01-12 05:22 pm UTC (link)
(B) I've already filled up this whole fucking thing with gold, isn't it about time for a pickaxe?

(A) Does this look like a union job to you, scab? Get to it.

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[info]planx_constant
2004-01-12 10:24 pm UTC (link)
A: What is it, Witheringstrom?
B: I've found it! The legendary Cave of Rappers' Teeth!

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[info]planx_constant
2004-01-12 10:29 pm UTC (link)
A: Isn't it weird how this gold seam is distributed in perfectly circular patches of refined metal?
B: Man, that's nothing! The turtle on my head just vomited a beam of LIGHT.

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It's cheap to make fun of the art
[info]oliviao
2004-01-13 03:13 pm UTC (link)
but this one made me laugh out loud, so I have to vote for it. =)

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[info]meinleben78
2004-04-06 10:10 am UTC (link)
ROFL

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