Mattie ([info]poormattie) wrote,
@ 2004-01-17 22:06:00
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CartoonContest 2004.01.17
(It's not too late to vote for a runner-up for the previous CartoonContest.)

You have 48 hours to propose a funny line for today's cartoon. Everyone gets three (3) tries:



An example submission format for this picture might look like:
A: You are a painter!
B: You are astute, kid.

If you're new to this, feel free to review the rules.



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[info]tuxmatt
2004-01-17 07:31 pm UTC (link)
A) You know, this is exactly why everyone thinks you Free Software people are assholes.

B) Fuck you, sheep!

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[info]alarmist
2004-01-17 11:01 pm UTC (link)
A: You've been reading that crap from Jeff K. again, haven't you?
B: BUT MICROSFOT SUCKS TOO BILLS GATTS SI A MONONOPOLISH!!!!!!!!!1111!!

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[info]puckdewd
2004-01-18 02:59 am UTC (link)
A. Orange would have been a better color to use.
B. Fucking art school hippy!

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[info]sawahbean
2004-01-18 11:08 am UTC (link)
A: I am visibly disturbed by these technological advances.

B: YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU! YOU JUST CAN'T!

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[info]mephisto63
2004-01-18 09:29 pm UTC (link)
A: The cyber cops are coming!
B: Fuck you script kiddie!!

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[info]ex_condensat783
2004-01-18 10:42 pm UTC (link)
A: Our bodies seem to be superimposed upon a web page of low quality.
B: FUCK!

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[info]taigh
2004-01-19 10:52 am UTC (link)
B: Rrrrrrrggghhh .. .
A: You can't blame Microsoft for your lack of genitalia.

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[info]daniele
2004-01-19 11:16 am UTC (link)
A: Oh my goodness, you just speared that poor G-class planet in the Microsoftian galaxy with your foot!

B: Great! Now it's going to smell like rotten lawyers. Maybe this PurpleFresh air freshener will help.

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[info]jorend
2004-01-19 11:19 am UTC (link)
A: You know, there's a place for that.

B: It's not graffiti if it's allowed.

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[info]jorend
2004-01-19 04:39 pm UTC (link)
A: You do realize that won't show up on anyone else's screen, right?
B: I'll get to all the others as soon as I'm done with this one.

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[info]jorend
2004-01-19 04:41 pm UTC (link)
A: Friendship!
B: Friendship!

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[info]tuxmatt
2004-01-19 09:12 pm UTC (link)
A) Mattie, why are you doing this?
B) I will kill the ozone because I am an evil mastermind!

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