Mattie ([info]poormattie) wrote,
@ 2004-04-07 23:48:00
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CartoonContest 2004.04.08
It's been too long. Time for another cartoon.

You have 48 hours to propose a funny line for today's cartoon:



An example submission format for this picture might look like:
A: "I am sad."
B: "I'm a cow, buddy."

If you're new to this, feel free to review the rules.



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[info]zeno
2004-04-07 10:44 pm UTC (link)
A: Why do my eyes hurt?
B: You've never used them before.

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[info]sawahbean
2004-04-07 11:01 pm UTC (link)
A: Co-ow! Here, cow! Damnit, I should never have asked for the matching cow and lawn set.
B: Moo.

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[info]meinleben78
2004-04-07 11:07 pm UTC (link)
A) "Why have you given me teh mad cow disease!?"
B) "Jarhead."

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[info]helenangel
2004-04-07 11:17 pm UTC (link)
#1
A: AHHHH! It's a green cow!
B: At least I have legs.

#2
A: Oh Sacred Green Cow, lend me your wisdom!
B: -mumble- I hate it when defective road signs come asking for advice.

#3
B: Hey, Skinny Bones.
A: I'm not skinny! I'm... I'm... horizontally challenged!

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[info]meinleben78
2004-04-07 11:18 pm UTC (link)
A) "Oh God! My best friend is getting tried as an adult for offering someone an X-Box to have his mother killed!"

B) "Is it modded?"

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[info]alarmist
2004-04-08 09:38 am UTC (link)
A: "AAGH! Green skin and blue horns? What kind of cow are you?"
B: "I told you to stay away from the brown acid?"

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nonsense
[info]alarmist
2004-04-08 09:40 am UTC (link)
A: "Your face looks like a pig's."
B: "Dude, pigs aren't green."

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[info]taigh
2004-04-08 09:40 am UTC (link)
A: Good thing there are no cows around, I hear that Mad Cow disease has got some wicked new mutations ...

B: i will kill you all.

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[info]alarmist
2004-04-08 09:42 am UTC (link)
GMTA!

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[info]taigh
2004-04-08 09:42 am UTC (link)
Go Me Tele-Arena?

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[info]helenangel
2004-04-08 10:47 am UTC (link)
Green Mentos Taste Awful =)

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[info]alarmist
2004-04-08 09:41 am UTC (link)
A: "That was a rough day at the office. I'm glad that bullying cow isn't around here. Now for a beer and some TV!"
B: "Good thing I'm in camoflage. Wait until he gets a load of me!"

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HAHA!
[info]taigh
2004-04-08 09:42 am UTC (link)
Beat you to the small type!

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[info]meinleben78
2004-04-08 09:56 am UTC (link)
A) "I play Diablo for twelve hours and this is the thanks I get?"
B) "Moo MoooWhAhHHAhAhAhAHaha!!!!!!!!!!!"

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[info]mephisto63
2004-04-08 09:57 am UTC (link)
A: Got milk?
B: Do you see these horns bitch?

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[info]helenangel
2004-04-08 10:49 am UTC (link)
-lol!-

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[info]planx_constant
2004-04-08 11:02 am UTC (link)
A) Has anyone seen Wonder Woman's cow?

B) Great Hera! They're after me!

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[info]planx_constant
2004-04-08 11:05 am UTC (link)
A) I guess the other side of the fence doesn't just apply to grass.

B) Relax; I've just been reading a lot of Dawkins lately.

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[info]taigh
2004-04-08 11:08 am UTC (link)
You lovable dork!

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[info]planx_constant
2004-04-08 11:10 am UTC (link)
A) My lifestyle is based on a lie!

B) Well, where did you think they got gardenburgers, hippy?

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[info]stacye13
2004-04-08 12:36 pm UTC (link)
A) Where's the beef?

B) Bend over & I'll show you.

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[info]digitizer01
2004-04-08 04:34 pm UTC (link)
A) But houses are for people!
B) You're welcome to try to take it back, but have you ever heard of Mad Cow?

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[info]jessamine
2004-04-08 07:50 pm UTC (link)
A: I lift weights, use the Gazelle.. still no muscles!
B: Try drinking milk. Does the body good, plus added hormones.

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[info]montanaisaleg
2004-04-09 07:33 am UTC (link)
A: A green cow! You've been eating too much grass!
B: A pasty white person! What do you eat that makes you pasty white...?

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[info]helenangel
2004-04-09 05:08 pm UTC (link)
-lol- Oh man... ;)

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[info]tuxmatt
2004-04-09 11:17 am UTC (link)
A> I thought the grass was supposed to be greener on the other side!

B> Moo?

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A> Man, this is so fucked up.

B> Word of advice: lay off the drugs.

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A> What the hell kind of milk comes out of you

B> Soy milk.

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[info]jessamine
2004-04-10 02:50 pm UTC (link)
A: We clone sheep instead of cows because they have the same number of chromosones as humans!

B: Yeah, I know. Apparently, we have the same number as chameleons.

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[info]helenangel
2004-04-11 09:15 am UTC (link)
That's cute. =)

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